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that's my friend Tyler about a year ago

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leaving his dead-end job as a copy boy

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back in her hometown of all you might as

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well call

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she's Philly rizona and we called Tyler

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Hyneman because of the ripe old age of

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21 he so had gotten his peepee wet

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outside of a spit loop and and it wasn't

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as if hymen couldn't get laid either I

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mean he had a hot-ass girlfriend for

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years who apparently just wasn't willing

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to allow entry you know what I mean

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so we thought you're just you live with

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your parents and have that crappy want

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to be graphic artist job and you won't

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have sex I know you wanted to make sure

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it's special but so anyway I have a new

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boyfriend you know bill from bill king

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of Car Wash franchise

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so [ __ ] old don't worry about picking

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up my photos I gave you the wrong world

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anyway behave it's come to this so

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Brittany ended up ditching ty for some

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rich old cheeseball

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the car wash Keith

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how embarrassing

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knees and our bleep introduced my

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parents

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there was no way she'd be able to pay

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for those titties walking her daddy's

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frosty freeze I mean that's a shitload

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of ice cream so just like I really super

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hot girl I've ever known

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Brittany and got herself a sugar daddy

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two or three or four or five so good you

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made her way around the entire senior

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circuit you think old guys use

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protection

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one of old guys need protection

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Hongki back

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yo goat has a heart attack

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one thing was for sure hymen was gonna

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have to pick himself up off the ground

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stop being a [ __ ] and start getting

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into some [ __ ] I know because I'm his

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dick I mean I'm his friend

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slobber muffin it's off what's going on

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man hmm hey times up what are you doing

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here so early man they working on that

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remodel what happened

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usual got fired again showed the master

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I can take my new plans she said they

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were absurd am i no these plans Rock

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you're absurd you stupid [ __ ]

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she fired me for no reason

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what's up with you ma'am let's go with

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you and Brittany play you'll be out of

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here tonight

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yeah well we're not seeing each other

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anymore

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what oh I thought she was the one yeah I

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did tell me bro hey Bill ladies thanks

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what's up

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don't fellas are you aware that every

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girl in this town hates you yep but they

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all love me once Tyler some more than

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ones actually thanks Bill so what's

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going on anything exciting happening I

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got fired today

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cool oh and Tyler got dumped by Brittany

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who said she dumped me come on Tyler of

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course she dumped you yeah you're way

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too much of a [ __ ] to break up with

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anybody bro you are a [ __ ] you've been

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a pushing today we met you hymen you

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know enoughness relations [ __ ] I need

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one of you guys to check out my car what

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why I went on a date last night with

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whatever her name is that girl the

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tattoo parlor Jenna right and everything

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was going perfect so I was like hey

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let's be experimental a threesome a

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maybe a little four ways we're in it and

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I think she roofied me man

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I remember [ __ ] after I got back to the

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lady a lot and now my dick is [ __ ] up

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what is it the CE o chlamydia Familia

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right

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oh my god what do you know worse bro you

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got Connor Rhea that's way worse

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it's gonorrhea with Angie you know

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you've gone areaa

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no no bro see Asian it's a Jeep no it's

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it's Connery oh the silent see like Cher

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it's a soft see I know where you're

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confused it's not a venereal disease

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guys huh I wish it's a [ __ ] tat

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attacked a tattoo you morons oh and you

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tattooed your dick

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no I didn't tattoo my dick you [ __ ]

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you just said you I do have a tattoo on

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my dick but I didn't put it there

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it's that - chick did I think anyways I

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need one of you guys to look at it read

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it tell me what it says right here yeah

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go ahead tom all right see the little

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bastards gotta say there Richard nice

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boxers didn't can you guys maybe do this

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in the men's room or no Tyler Cody gay

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bro totally gay Tyler okay Richard I see

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you see but I can't make out the rest of

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it Wow clean down there yeah really

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close to the base Huizar there this

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isn't some tweezer work and I wax that

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holy [ __ ] you're a genius

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we hard when you got this I think so you

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got the heart again what dude it's all

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crunched up like an accordion

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it's gotta get correct you know jerk it

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off a little bit okay no offense they're

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not gonna get turned on looking at you

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too

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look around the bar find something

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inspirational hmm Jesus dick it's not

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that cold in here

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yeah

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I'm gonna give it to your list - she's

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been looking me in the eyes

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let's get out of here whoa whoa ladies

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ladies you're gonna miss the show ladies

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it's free what contaminated could

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contaminate it it says contaminated holy

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oh no no no that's not cool as I call it

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all dude look at the bright side man

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you've been a 12-letter word down there

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that's impressive

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is it like henna does it come off

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anything oh my god no but I'm trying to

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get it off you literally just beat my

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meat maybe you can try the laser boys

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yo ho how's it hanging what's up Jeremy

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pretty shoot it down so it's new

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honestly at an aspen living the [ __ ]

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dream hmm do you run a cheerleader can't

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[Laughter]

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no that would be pretty funny I'm

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actually out in Aspen huntin Cougars

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rich hi horny order women dudes Aspen's

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infested with them all they want to do

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is bang all the time and they pay for

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everything sick as long as he keeps up

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time the baby gravy oh oh look you guys

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gotta come check it out living with the

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totally haku right now you are living

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with the Cougar yeah

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I'm sure you guys can crash in one of

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her houses dude that'd be awesome

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oh but isn't it like March isn't it the

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end of the season trust me I'm going

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back there tonight you guys got to come

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meet me out there well

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ya think I tapped out my resources in

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this town so I'm game

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yeah nothing holding me here Tyler

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change of scenery look I can't even ski

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okay I'm not just gonna pack up

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everything and just leave it off you

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dudes ex Brittney who is that

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that's the carwash king I told you she

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dumped you you know what I'm in let's go

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to Aspen and so our hunting expedition

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began we packed up Tyler swag in the air

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with penises locked and loaded and

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plenty of testicular ammunition the goal

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take down as many hot-ass horned up

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Cougars as possible I still can't

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believe Tyler came with us on our hunt

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because a kid has never been a risk

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taker I mean he remains the perfect

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example of you can take the boy out of

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the [ __ ] you can't take the [ __ ] out

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of the boy Yotam dude don't give me that

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talk on my car bro I just gotta clean

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take it easy would you tell him he's

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sorry guys I'm just still bummed about

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Brittany okay let me get this straight

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it was you who wouldn't give it up well

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what are you waiting for man marriage no

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no not marriage just you know with the

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right girl I hear about you solid thank

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you Tom that being said all night okay

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seriously bro videotaped it sent it to

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my mom to shoulder the kind of ass I

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could pull can I put some mustard on it

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take her home to Durban like yeah

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what's that smell

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Oh taco tripping me up

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oh yeah I had never come miles actually

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every oh there we go that's horrible man

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I got [ __ ] bad bro we got to hold it

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there okay okay dick howdy I can't hold

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it

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get up pull the rope we're in the sky

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but there's no shoulder there's a line

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of cars behind us seriously

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where's my Comcast happens like sixth

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grade oh my god please don't [ __ ] in the

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box man okay whatever I [ __ ] I got a

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piss - it's like a natural reflex man

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I'm sorry I can't help it oh thank you

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so much okay

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[Music]

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[Applause]

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[Music]

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Oh God oh thank god so ago I got

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thoughts per seconds gonna be like oh

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[ __ ] oh there's the right heart I'm

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gonna need a napkin did you get on the

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carpet a little bit they come guard out

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with water

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what's on a caffeine nicotine alcohol in

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[ __ ]

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welcome to River town boys yo Tom take

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that box of [ __ ] off my dashboard chill

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out ty don't worry slip on a trash can

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or is likely been up often can you feel

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it the energy to class

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keep rise up for some Cougars hold back

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like there's not a back

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Oh suddenly there she was it was like a

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vision from heaven the most perfect

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richest looking woman I had ever laid

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eyes on no dick her hair was like silk

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blow job lips straight from the hands of

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God that is not

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[Music]

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hey fellas I'm tied up for the next week

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or two and my cubes not comfortable

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having you stay here

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what yeah I knew this was gonna happen

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but you can crash at her other pad

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around the corner number 10 23 if you

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need jobs

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try the artisan it's a [ __ ]

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construction site nice framework looks

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like they're doing a massive remodel are

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we really supposed to stay here there's

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no [ __ ] wall I think this place has

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potential Oh guys I'm starting to

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rethink this this place is a dump

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we don't have enough cash my car is a

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mess thanks to you and now that Jeremy's

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gone we don't even know anyone in town

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so things should go back maybe I'm sorry

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Tyler we can't do that would you of all

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this way and sure cuz today Jeremy is

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everything we thought it would be

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we're flat broke like usual did you know

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what we are not gonna quit we have a

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chance here at a new life fresh start

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I'm serious [ __ ] to top it all off but

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wait maybe before we get all that we

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should look into that job first the

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restaurant where Jeremy sent his job

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searching was absent Tricolore Cougs

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were literally seeping out of the place

277
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and as if by fate the manager fired two

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excavators and a bartender like just as

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soon as we got there so welcome aboard

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an James Bond show meet our new Busboys

281
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yes well it is almost dinner rush so go

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on to the dressing room and here you'll

283
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have to wear the old helps uniforms hey

284
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real quick what are we looking at as far

285
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as vacation time with overtime and maybe

286
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a couple like more time in between that

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time let's see if you last a day now on

288
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with you come on we fell in close

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unnoticed right into these beautiful

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creatures habitat camouflage into the

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environment with our newly acquired

292
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threads the place could best be

293
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described as everywhere kind of look at

294
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all these pubes are did you see them

295
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dude this place is a gold mine I told

296
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you Cougars are hot with all the season

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vag selling my attention

298
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I nearly neglected my duties Tyler

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looking at young vagina young vagina

300
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looking at Tyler I'd act fast no

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absolutely not

302
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what Cougars only have you not heard a

303
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word I've been saying I tried not to

304
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Table three needs water oh yeah I got a

305
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go but it's really nice meeting you you

306
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never met her dork

307
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my name is dick appropriate I know

308
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you're renovation sounds absolutely

309
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spectacular

310
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thank you Charlie can I get a vodka

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cranberry with a lime please

312
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absolutely so tell me what is it with

313
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the older ladies anyway well it's like

314
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this I go off the younger girl and she

315
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falls like crazy in love with me and

316
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then she wants a relationship is you

317
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can't stop talking about the ex that

318
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broke her heart and then she expects

319
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like back rubs you should like that

320
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meanwhile she's only giving me

321
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missionary sex instead of the crazy wild

322
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stuff that I know you all really

323
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good luck with that rumba Thank You

324
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charlie Rhonda excuse me oh um I'm sorry

325
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I didn't mean east chop or anything

326
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um actually have you seen the new

327
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rectangular hip skylights they're

328
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tempered glass and at the UV blocking

329
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glaze it's actually pretty sweet listen

330
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I want you to know I'm really proud of

331
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you

332
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I mean I'm really proud of all the oh

333
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the caribou benefit dinner well yeah I I

334
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don't um don't want it to that well

335
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Cathy you're the founder of the benefit

336
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you have to go it's just uh Rogers gonna

337
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be there Roger who's gonna be there he

338
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already disrupted your balance once by

339
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by fornicating with that young [ __ ] in

340
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your old bed

341
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we all make me homey Thanks you see

342
00:20:37,140 --> 00:20:41,250
these women here did you see them like

343
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that one sure she's a little on the

344
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well-done side of things

345
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but a guaranteed Hummer champion with

346
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silicone speed bags and they pay for

347
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their own drinks you get the picture

348
00:20:53,790 --> 00:20:56,580
mm-hmm I get the picture

349
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dick you want a picture of my dick hey

350
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:05,950
you know you want it

351
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me my buddies came and asked and we're

352
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kind of trying to make some money I

353
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actually just used this to pay the rent

354
00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:14,380
I'm really in the real estate flipped a

355
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couple houses back in Arizona and well

356
00:21:17,890 --> 00:21:21,700
it can be a tough market but if your

357
00:21:21,700 --> 00:21:26,250
timings right you might just get lucky

358
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I'm Kenneth napkins

359
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are you on something I've been

360
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:42,000
practicing time job you should try it

361
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,260
I've been doing it for about a month

362
00:21:46,190 --> 00:21:49,649
mistress and what I've learnt is the

363
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younger the guide the better I ain't

364
00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:55,230
just not gonna go out there and pick up

365
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some young girl you just do it to get

366
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the schmuck back

367
00:22:03,580 --> 00:22:07,539
I mean really hey hey are you wonderful

368
00:22:07,539 --> 00:22:09,489
good nice to see you again

369
00:22:09,489 --> 00:22:11,710
you know listen I was just wondering are

370
00:22:11,710 --> 00:22:13,509
you like a ski bum or something cuz I

371
00:22:13,509 --> 00:22:16,360
hate Tyler was smooth like sandpaper on

372
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his first run-in with real-life Cougars

373
00:22:18,460 --> 00:22:20,139
although at least he was making them

374
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whit meanwhile I was hitting a dry spell

375
00:22:23,830 --> 00:22:27,220
do we just call that one the one that

376
00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:29,679
got away but it's able to the hunk

377
00:22:29,679 --> 00:22:31,779
continued in hymen here you go ma'am I'm

378
00:22:31,779 --> 00:22:33,190
so sorry about that

379
00:22:33,190 --> 00:22:35,679
what's the prize thank you thank you

380
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thank you

381
00:22:36,519 --> 00:22:39,970
Ricardo is it oh no no it's Tyler

382
00:22:39,970 --> 00:22:42,190
actually Tyler I am feeling your vibe

383
00:22:42,190 --> 00:22:43,960
you know what it's telling me it's

384
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:47,169
telling me that you and you should go to

385
00:22:47,169 --> 00:22:49,330
her benefit in two weeks together what

386
00:22:49,330 --> 00:22:50,679
do you think about that hmm

387
00:22:50,679 --> 00:22:55,419
ty oh uh uh I'm looking Tyler

388
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we were looking for a really cute guy to

389
00:22:58,149 --> 00:22:59,679
make her soon-to-be ex-husband jealous

390
00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:01,809
okay to get the picture yeah I get it

391
00:23:01,809 --> 00:23:05,649
and I'm honored actually it's what okay

392
00:23:05,649 --> 00:23:07,480
can we talk to your manager Jimmy

393
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:16,450
manager Cathy balance the universe I

394
00:23:16,450 --> 00:23:21,279
hate you universe I hate you you hate my

395
00:23:21,279 --> 00:23:23,619
universe you hate my universe what are

396
00:23:23,619 --> 00:23:25,179
you doing in it what are you doing my

397
00:23:25,179 --> 00:23:28,570
universe gain so much um you know what

398
00:23:28,570 --> 00:23:30,340
she's gonna give you that coat back at

399
00:23:30,340 --> 00:23:33,730
the benefit that okay okay perfect and

400
00:23:33,730 --> 00:23:36,460
is that your friend over there the one

401
00:23:36,460 --> 00:23:38,970
with the napkin

402
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:47,289
yeah he is kind of good cuz I'm gonna

403
00:23:47,289 --> 00:23:52,480
need a date to how you did it I'm not

404
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,909
quite sure I got a hand up to your tie

405
00:23:54,909 --> 00:23:56,950
- I don't even want to go to the stupid

406
00:23:56,950 --> 00:23:59,500
benefit oh no Tom you're gonna bore them

407
00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:01,450
to death with your real-estate ramble Oh

408
00:24:01,450 --> 00:24:03,639
Emma sighs Tyler's the one who needs to

409
00:24:03,639 --> 00:24:04,379
get laid

410
00:24:04,379 --> 00:24:06,580
finally get my own [ __ ] ticket

411
00:24:06,580 --> 00:24:09,429
Oh need to get laid yes you do ty do you

412
00:24:09,429 --> 00:24:10,720
even want to get laid

413
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:13,740
yeah I just want it to be you know

414
00:24:13,740 --> 00:24:15,940
special but it's starting to get pretty

415
00:24:15,940 --> 00:24:17,500
pathetic ty and it's not gonna be

416
00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:19,210
special when you find that perfect [ __ ]

417
00:24:19,210 --> 00:24:21,129
and you bought her one thirty Seconds

418
00:24:21,129 --> 00:24:23,350
you know the badge is a complicated part

419
00:24:23,350 --> 00:24:25,120
of the female anatomy you gonna want to

420
00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:28,029
poke that [ __ ] with perfect penetration

421
00:24:28,029 --> 00:24:30,340
till she's pulsating across the floor

422
00:24:30,340 --> 00:24:36,580
more that's gonna get a girl to fall in

423
00:24:36,580 --> 00:24:39,159
love with you right there right so

424
00:24:39,159 --> 00:24:40,960
you're gonna use a cougar as a punching

425
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:47,159
bag for practice get it yeah I get it

426
00:24:47,159 --> 00:24:53,279
God okay [ __ ] this fire

427
00:24:57,510 --> 00:25:05,429
and colder what the hell Tom what do you

428
00:25:05,429 --> 00:25:09,559
ready put my arms no just not on me

429
00:25:12,540 --> 00:25:19,690
[Music]

430
00:25:21,620 --> 00:25:23,610
maybe I'm lactose intolerant or

431
00:25:23,610 --> 00:25:24,659
something if you get that checked out

432
00:25:24,659 --> 00:25:26,490
for the sake of our friendship tell me a

433
00:25:26,490 --> 00:25:28,700
deal-breaker

434
00:25:29,779 --> 00:25:40,529
yeah hon your mom showed up a little

435
00:25:40,529 --> 00:25:43,260
turd bears mom is [ __ ] banging yeah

436
00:25:43,260 --> 00:25:44,610
man maybe if you're lucky she'll be your

437
00:25:44,610 --> 00:25:46,950
date next week throw it in her ass yeah

438
00:25:46,950 --> 00:25:52,320
care package Oh pinkie you okay grab

439
00:25:52,320 --> 00:26:12,149
your walkies oh sweet all right guys

440
00:26:12,149 --> 00:26:13,950
keep your eyes peeled for some hot

441
00:26:13,950 --> 00:26:16,049
cougars we'll follow those Cougs to the

442
00:26:16,049 --> 00:26:18,330
top and we'll ride those felines to the

443
00:26:18,330 --> 00:26:22,679
body yeah I want to show you guys

444
00:26:22,679 --> 00:26:26,399
something we think about this oh yeah

445
00:26:26,399 --> 00:26:31,519
you bring lunch for the Cougars oh oh

446
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:41,920
Cougars

447
00:26:51,460 --> 00:26:54,679
now Tyler couldn't keep his eyes is on

448
00:26:54,679 --> 00:26:57,950
the prizes and suddenly he was falling

449
00:26:57,950 --> 00:26:59,600
in love at Second Sight with that same

450
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,340
little girl he got offside Pappy over at

451
00:27:01,340 --> 00:27:06,489
work some guys who never learned

452
00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:16,250
[Music]

453
00:27:19,780 --> 00:27:24,959
[Applause]

454
00:27:26,100 --> 00:27:26,350
[Music]

455
00:27:26,350 --> 00:27:40,230
[Applause]

456
00:27:40,230 --> 00:27:42,760
so we got on the best gone to a cart of

457
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:47,890
all time grown-up guys to meet hot older

458
00:27:47,890 --> 00:27:48,490
women

459
00:27:48,490 --> 00:27:55,510
Wow Thanks okay yeah yeah fine these ski

460
00:27:55,510 --> 00:27:57,670
boots and really bro come in yet

461
00:27:57,670 --> 00:28:01,390
you guys in the artisan aren't you yeah

462
00:28:01,390 --> 00:28:02,050
The busboy

463
00:28:02,050 --> 00:28:06,250
yeah you're cougar hunting no no I'm not

464
00:28:06,250 --> 00:28:07,120
like that

465
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:08,770
there was been born here that way but

466
00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:11,530
born at 40 as the hottest women had ever

467
00:28:11,530 --> 00:28:13,300
seen in my life seriously though that's

468
00:28:13,300 --> 00:28:14,980
not me at all all right

469
00:28:14,980 --> 00:28:18,310
that's just my friend dick red leader

470
00:28:18,310 --> 00:28:36,910
do you think this is pink thanks dick no

471
00:28:36,910 --> 00:28:38,950
I'm not really then why do you have a

472
00:28:38,950 --> 00:28:41,620
walkie-talkie you actually cooler I do

473
00:28:41,620 --> 00:28:44,880
with the walkie-talkie operation okay

474
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:48,370
not in the older whatever I'm by the way

475
00:28:48,370 --> 00:28:52,960
toilet well that's an amazing design on

476
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:53,920
your goggles

477
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:58,030
Thanks no way check out it's one of my

478
00:28:58,030 --> 00:29:01,070
abstract design really

479
00:29:01,070 --> 00:29:31,630
one-of-a-kind artist greetings ladies

480
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:42,680
get up there big boy Rhonda how the

481
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:47,690
bartender search the ladies now that

482
00:29:47,690 --> 00:29:49,900
he's gone we save a little while

483
00:29:49,900 --> 00:29:53,330
[Music]

484
00:29:53,330 --> 00:29:56,520
so thank you are in college yeah I'm

485
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,170
just trying to get my work out there

486
00:29:58,170 --> 00:30:01,080
nice yeah yeah it's really cool I'm

487
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:03,360
actually a graphic artist really

488
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,330
especially the Busboys but uh but yeah I

489
00:30:06,330 --> 00:30:07,590
was working my way up at the shop in

490
00:30:07,590 --> 00:30:10,260
Arizona that's awesome yeah my

491
00:30:10,260 --> 00:30:12,230
ex-girlfriend really didn't think so

492
00:30:12,230 --> 00:30:13,980
well it's a good thing she's your

493
00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:16,980
ex-girlfriend mom yeah personally I

494
00:30:16,980 --> 00:30:19,350
think artistic men are the sexiest thing

495
00:30:19,350 --> 00:30:22,530
on the planet really yeah I mean I'm

496
00:30:22,530 --> 00:30:27,630
partially because I'm an artist but I

497
00:30:27,630 --> 00:30:32,610
think it's somewhere over oh let's see I

498
00:30:32,610 --> 00:30:34,500
think they dropped over there

499
00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:39,360
wow that's it's a really far drop you've

500
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:43,790
actually ski down there good one

501
00:30:43,860 --> 00:30:46,380
no no I got this I mean it's not worth

502
00:30:46,380 --> 00:30:49,550
dying over there no it's it's no worse

503
00:30:49,550 --> 00:30:53,060
here goes nothing

504
00:30:57,550 --> 00:31:07,250
[Music]

505
00:31:09,740 --> 00:31:12,240
then you go okay I'll catch up with you

506
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:16,980
later okay good I'm sorry to interrupt

507
00:31:16,980 --> 00:31:18,960
intruder no problem really he's being an

508
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:20,820
[ __ ] today yeah well we all got him

509
00:31:20,820 --> 00:31:26,930
yeah [ __ ] here yeah hey hey nice

510
00:31:26,930 --> 00:31:32,790
outfit thank you hi I'm dick uh-huh you

511
00:31:32,790 --> 00:31:37,980
look yeah uh-huh so uh but that's your

512
00:31:37,980 --> 00:31:39,870
dog yeah that's sugar I'm training her

513
00:31:39,870 --> 00:31:41,880
to be an avalanche dog it she's got a

514
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:46,200
great nose oh so you guys are looking

515
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:48,480
for avalanches well not exactly

516
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:51,050
sugar

517
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:24,630
[Laughter]

518
00:32:29,429 --> 00:32:33,730
you're bleeding really it's nothing

519
00:32:33,730 --> 00:32:38,410
mission accomplished oh my god you found

520
00:32:38,410 --> 00:32:38,980
them

521
00:32:38,980 --> 00:32:41,710
yes Mira they're right there thank you

522
00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:45,669
so much anytime do you wanna like get a

523
00:32:45,669 --> 00:32:47,919
cup of cocoa or something it's like the

524
00:32:47,919 --> 00:32:48,669
least I could do

525
00:32:48,669 --> 00:32:50,440
yeah we're good to go back on the skis

526
00:32:50,440 --> 00:33:04,360
do I know I'm still to this day shocked

527
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:05,770
with the way that Tyler demand up and

528
00:33:05,770 --> 00:33:07,750
took that mountain all just to please

529
00:33:07,750 --> 00:33:10,210
that girl samite Tyler was actually

530
00:33:10,210 --> 00:33:11,830
starting to grow a pair so that's the

531
00:33:11,830 --> 00:33:14,260
story she left me for an old rich

532
00:33:14,260 --> 00:33:16,990
cheeseball oh god what am i doing

533
00:33:16,990 --> 00:33:19,870
I am just meeting you talking about my

534
00:33:19,870 --> 00:33:22,950
ex-girlfriend I think I'm such a tool I

535
00:33:22,950 --> 00:33:25,150
think your girlfriend sounds like the

536
00:33:25,150 --> 00:33:28,000
tool oh really I don't say anything I'm

537
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:37,620
waiting you're a virgin to just one guy

538
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:44,200
hey what's up hey bro you killed it on

539
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:47,500
the slopes today yeah I'm just minor

540
00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:50,830
flesh wound what the hell happened to

541
00:33:50,830 --> 00:33:51,070
you

542
00:33:51,070 --> 00:33:55,090
oh never see that show where animals

543
00:33:55,090 --> 00:33:58,660
attack no trust me they do they

544
00:33:58,660 --> 00:34:00,610
definitely do but dude you should have

545
00:34:00,610 --> 00:34:02,500
seen him today he completely blew it

546
00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:03,700
with three the hottest cougars I've ever

547
00:34:03,700 --> 00:34:06,720
seen Tyler he who should've seen it was

548
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:12,090
me okay what about you snarl er

549
00:34:14,179 --> 00:34:17,690
there she is

550
00:34:17,690 --> 00:34:22,290
what who me Hoover a cougar man I saw

551
00:34:22,290 --> 00:34:25,550
her with Thomas [ __ ] in her car Oh

552
00:34:25,550 --> 00:34:44,719
[Music]

553
00:34:44,820 --> 00:34:49,918
okay where to go uh yeah so um I need to

554
00:34:49,918 --> 00:34:52,199
work tonight and talking to the car and

555
00:34:52,199 --> 00:34:54,540
we'll have one car so let's go Hyman I

556
00:34:54,540 --> 00:34:56,489
can't give you a ride if you want

557
00:34:56,489 --> 00:35:00,420
really no you're very pretty

558
00:35:00,420 --> 00:35:04,050
come on I need to go home and get ready

559
00:35:04,050 --> 00:35:08,930
anyways for what I have a date tonight

560
00:35:08,930 --> 00:35:12,800
some guy I met today on the gondola

561
00:35:14,540 --> 00:35:20,710
you really awesome

562
00:35:20,710 --> 00:35:26,690
[Music]

563
00:35:26,690 --> 00:35:28,640
Tyler ended up spending the next two

564
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:30,410
weeks with that girl penny doing all

565
00:35:30,410 --> 00:35:32,299
kinds of gay [ __ ] that I told them for

566
00:35:32,299 --> 00:35:34,280
years would only end up costing him his

567
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:37,099
heart I mean seriously look at how gay

568
00:35:37,099 --> 00:35:39,349
all this [ __ ] is [ __ ] Sound of Music

569
00:35:39,349 --> 00:35:40,430
spin around

570
00:35:40,430 --> 00:35:42,680
pillow fight [ __ ] Tyler was like a

571
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:46,339
[ __ ] walking cliche God just make me

572
00:35:46,339 --> 00:35:48,230
want to rip his own dick off show up in

573
00:35:48,230 --> 00:35:49,119
his ass Oh

574
00:35:49,119 --> 00:35:51,349
anyway well Tyler was making an

575
00:35:51,349 --> 00:35:53,510
embarrassment of the male gender Tom and

576
00:35:53,510 --> 00:35:55,760
I stayed on task doing all we can do to

577
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:57,200
seal the deal with the plethora of

578
00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:00,490
Cougars and Aspen

579
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:11,520
[Music]

580
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:16,510
so one wish what would it be I guess I

581
00:36:16,510 --> 00:36:18,820
wish I was willing to take walks a

582
00:36:18,820 --> 00:36:20,020
little wild side

583
00:36:20,020 --> 00:36:23,380
take risks and all that okay what about

584
00:36:23,380 --> 00:36:29,710
you well I don't know you can tell me I

585
00:36:29,710 --> 00:36:33,150
guess I wish my

586
00:36:34,470 --> 00:36:38,510
I don't know

587
00:36:41,210 --> 00:36:44,200
let's get out of here

588
00:36:44,330 --> 00:36:47,900
we even give this out by the end of the

589
00:36:47,900 --> 00:36:49,790
two weeks Tyler I'd fallen totally in

590
00:36:49,790 --> 00:36:51,800
love he felt he had finally met that

591
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:55,010
special person and so as the Sun rose in

592
00:36:55,010 --> 00:36:57,110
Penny's house and in Penny's bed Tyler

593
00:36:57,110 --> 00:36:58,910
finally got his Peter into some canto

594
00:36:58,910 --> 00:37:02,330
and I think he liked it a little too

595
00:37:02,330 --> 00:37:18,710
much see you're a cougar huh oh I could

596
00:37:18,710 --> 00:37:20,780
be your prey jump on me

597
00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:24,140
take me home really beat me up whitey

598
00:37:24,140 --> 00:37:24,530
tighties

599
00:37:24,530 --> 00:37:29,450
keeps everything Oh scary man have you

600
00:37:29,450 --> 00:37:31,190
seen dick no but where have you been

601
00:37:31,190 --> 00:37:36,680
Penelope's again hey bruh where have you

602
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:37,070
been all day

603
00:37:37,070 --> 00:37:39,260
I got my balls waxed and makes me look

604
00:37:39,260 --> 00:37:43,670
enormous huh hey get dressed bro it's

605
00:37:43,670 --> 00:37:44,720
the biggest night of our lives

606
00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:45,920
crews are gonna be here in like two

607
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:50,030
seconds I can't go what hymen you know

608
00:37:50,030 --> 00:37:51,620
what about this for two weeks bro do not

609
00:37:51,620 --> 00:37:53,840
bail on me I just don't want to go oh my

610
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:57,650
god take Tom he's dressed yeah go check

611
00:37:57,650 --> 00:38:01,220
it yeah no no no I'm sorry you're gonna

612
00:38:01,220 --> 00:38:02,450
bore them to death before you even get

613
00:38:02,450 --> 00:38:03,320
to the car

614
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:06,040
I'm fine fine I'll go on my own then

615
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:10,370
we'll see you close it soon oh I can't

616
00:38:10,370 --> 00:38:14,660
drop a deuce you don't tell me it's that

617
00:38:14,660 --> 00:38:17,180
young chick yeah it is actually I told

618
00:38:17,180 --> 00:38:19,940
you don't mess with the young girls dude

619
00:38:19,940 --> 00:38:22,370
just come to the benefit if you're not

620
00:38:22,370 --> 00:38:24,860
gonna do it for yourself do it for me I

621
00:38:24,860 --> 00:38:27,740
really want this wasn't anything I've

622
00:38:27,740 --> 00:38:31,030
ever wanted in my entire life

623
00:38:31,030 --> 00:38:34,570
fine I'll go I love you oh hey I got a

624
00:38:34,570 --> 00:38:38,350
little uh do me a favor and pass us on

625
00:38:38,350 --> 00:38:40,000
these cards for me pass them on to

626
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:44,290
Cougars over 35 and under 50 uh okay

627
00:38:44,290 --> 00:38:52,350
under 60 what's the difference right oh

628
00:38:52,350 --> 00:39:01,390
my god oh yeah how do I look so we got

629
00:39:01,390 --> 00:39:03,910
to the caribou benefit prom thing or

630
00:39:03,910 --> 00:39:05,680
whatever with the Cougs in tow

631
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:08,380
Tyler's date was wasted on arrival she

632
00:39:08,380 --> 00:39:10,300
been drinking her sorrows away all day

633
00:39:10,300 --> 00:39:12,070
over some sort of marital miss up a

634
00:39:12,070 --> 00:39:16,900
little divorce my kid on the other hand

635
00:39:16,900 --> 00:39:18,430
was out of her [ __ ] mind

636
00:39:18,430 --> 00:39:19,930
ramming on about some kind of

637
00:39:19,930 --> 00:39:21,970
alternative hunting method called Tantra

638
00:39:21,970 --> 00:39:24,190
this is the kind of guy who's really

639
00:39:24,190 --> 00:39:30,300
gonna get him I think what exactly is it

640
00:39:32,410 --> 00:39:34,970
Tom meanwhile had arrived and was

641
00:39:34,970 --> 00:39:37,870
starting a cougar hunt all of his own

642
00:39:37,870 --> 00:39:45,020
okay sweet hot girls at the bar I just

643
00:39:45,020 --> 00:39:48,730
think what's a cheater always a cheater

644
00:39:48,730 --> 00:39:51,410
people do make mistakes when you take

645
00:39:51,410 --> 00:39:53,690
two bodies and the energy and you put it

646
00:39:53,690 --> 00:39:59,050
together and it just feels really good

647
00:39:59,050 --> 00:40:03,820
we don't want it we don't want a face

648
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:17,450
hi hi I'm tom

649
00:40:17,450 --> 00:40:19,670
so you'd pass on tantric sex with the

650
00:40:19,670 --> 00:40:22,850
woman like that for some young chick who

651
00:40:22,850 --> 00:40:24,380
won't yet look I'm not like you okay

652
00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:28,880
well I am so this is kind of fun little

653
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:30,680
place you guys might get out of here

654
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:33,710
maybe in party huh

655
00:40:33,710 --> 00:40:36,020
the girls and I need to just go powder

656
00:40:36,020 --> 00:40:37,700
our noses oh of course

657
00:40:37,700 --> 00:40:40,100
yeah would you be a dear and get us some

658
00:40:40,100 --> 00:40:41,330
apple martini

659
00:40:41,330 --> 00:40:44,140
appletinis approvers we'll be right back

660
00:40:44,140 --> 00:40:50,060
get ready for the night mm-hmm okay so

661
00:40:50,060 --> 00:40:52,100
would that be three hangers are worn

662
00:40:52,100 --> 00:40:56,150
again I don't know well say it there is

663
00:40:56,150 --> 00:40:58,160
a boy so just give us three

664
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:05,320
no it's 10 extra bucks what the hell man

665
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:10,190
you're right there chief no I'm not okay

666
00:41:10,190 --> 00:41:15,040
hey did you you see Oh sweetheart

667
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:17,780
hooters I had they were here and I'm

668
00:41:17,780 --> 00:41:20,390
like I ordered I was like four martinis

669
00:41:20,390 --> 00:41:22,370
yeah they're gone you see they ditched

670
00:41:22,370 --> 00:41:26,300
me oh I know they ditched you [ __ ] oh I

671
00:41:26,300 --> 00:41:27,680
love it

672
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:35,480
it looks amazing just our table there we

673
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:40,720
go mrs. Kathy Hamilton Andrew catered

674
00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:42,710
Roger Hamilton

675
00:41:42,710 --> 00:41:45,410
do you know Rogers gonna beat our table

676
00:41:45,410 --> 00:41:52,910
hello Kathy Roger this is um um this is

677
00:41:52,910 --> 00:41:58,400
my wonderful date this is Tyler

678
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:02,660
are these our seats this is Skylar she's

679
00:42:02,660 --> 00:42:05,319
my assistant oh my god

680
00:42:05,319 --> 00:42:08,900
Cathy please I hope you can type faster

681
00:42:08,900 --> 00:42:12,140
than the last one it is really nice that

682
00:42:12,140 --> 00:42:14,119
you hired yourself and escorted Raj it

683
00:42:14,119 --> 00:42:17,660
really oh great Linda's here beautiful

684
00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:20,329
you know I'm sorry I've got to go I had

685
00:42:20,329 --> 00:42:21,920
to show him the auction backstage but

686
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:24,710
save my seats and save a lap dance for

687
00:42:24,710 --> 00:42:27,619
me would you sweetie don't pay attention

688
00:42:27,619 --> 00:42:32,539
there Skyler we're just gonna go for a

689
00:42:32,539 --> 00:42:35,420
second get cozy Cathy's not what you

690
00:42:35,420 --> 00:42:38,480
think at all Cathy I love you you know

691
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:41,240
save it off for the judge I don't want a

692
00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:41,779
divorce

693
00:42:41,779 --> 00:42:44,089
don't do this it was nice meeting you

694
00:42:44,089 --> 00:42:46,339
you too it's Roger

695
00:42:46,339 --> 00:42:48,079
hey Roger my favorite my favorite

696
00:42:48,079 --> 00:42:50,450
attorney hey I know I'm gonna need your

697
00:42:50,450 --> 00:42:51,109
help with something

698
00:42:51,109 --> 00:42:52,700
you know that Woody Creek fired they

699
00:42:52,700 --> 00:42:54,740
thought it was Jewish lightning the cops

700
00:42:54,740 --> 00:42:57,559
think my son Amos was involved arch

701
00:42:57,559 --> 00:42:59,420
windows are so out of style Rhoda yeah

702
00:42:59,420 --> 00:43:01,460
at the Swaney arch it's completely

703
00:43:01,460 --> 00:43:09,440
contemporary Ben you say black I see

704
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:14,440
white I hate to intrude on you double O

705
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:19,579
but she's absolutely right hey rude me

706
00:43:19,579 --> 00:43:22,130
Ruth Sweeney arches won the innovative

707
00:43:22,130 --> 00:43:25,190
architect award this year and brass

708
00:43:25,190 --> 00:43:28,010
pictures those always bump up the value

709
00:43:28,010 --> 00:43:33,589
of a property oh I'm done here's Ben

710
00:43:33,589 --> 00:43:37,010
what's done in your a plan [ __ ] all

711
00:43:37,010 --> 00:43:38,690
right ladies and gentlemen coming to you

712
00:43:38,690 --> 00:43:41,000
live from altitude let's get this party

713
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:45,730
started a little teaser from last night

714
00:43:46,270 --> 00:44:04,520
[Music]

715
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:07,720
okay you're cheap I can feel your Chi oh

716
00:44:07,720 --> 00:44:10,670
[Music]

717
00:44:10,670 --> 00:44:14,609
wait wait wait wait wait you keep

718
00:44:14,609 --> 00:44:16,660
feeling my honey

719
00:44:16,660 --> 00:44:34,190
[Music]

720
00:44:34,190 --> 00:45:25,880
I think yeah well I guess Tyler's

721
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:27,290
inebriated ku couldn't handle the

722
00:45:27,290 --> 00:45:29,270
pressure being around her husband so she

723
00:45:29,270 --> 00:45:30,340
split

724
00:45:30,340 --> 00:45:33,350
Tyler predictably did the nice guy thing

725
00:45:33,350 --> 00:45:34,700
and offered to drive that drunk ass

726
00:45:34,700 --> 00:45:40,460
[ __ ] home and me well I had no choice

727
00:45:40,460 --> 00:45:43,300
but to leave

728
00:45:51,530 --> 00:45:56,780
holy Coxon yes it was her hey there's

729
00:45:56,780 --> 00:46:00,090
the grand Empress of all Aspen Cougars

730
00:46:00,090 --> 00:46:02,510
had been waiting for you waiting for me

731
00:46:02,510 --> 00:46:04,740
not some other guy was really cool hair

732
00:46:04,740 --> 00:46:10,580
me I approached cautiously I see

733
00:46:11,930 --> 00:46:19,520
Richards my name is dick Richards dick I

734
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:22,790
like that

735
00:46:24,810 --> 00:46:26,810
Oh

736
00:46:53,460 --> 00:46:56,530
[Music]

737
00:47:05,709 --> 00:47:11,569
you are such good listener thank you why

738
00:47:11,569 --> 00:47:15,920
don't you come in and we'll have just a

739
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:18,589
little tiny nightcap no no it's okay

740
00:47:18,589 --> 00:47:19,819
yeah I just want to make sure you got

741
00:47:19,819 --> 00:47:20,479
home safe

742
00:47:20,479 --> 00:47:22,519
oh you can't get home I'll make sure no

743
00:47:22,519 --> 00:47:26,239
I can walk you know maybe please come in

744
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:35,180
for just a teeny moment okay thank you

745
00:47:35,180 --> 00:47:36,890
you ever hear that you should always

746
00:47:36,890 --> 00:47:40,160
trust your first instinct yeah this was

747
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:46,400
one of those times so where are we going

748
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:50,900
it's beautiful does it matter no not

749
00:47:50,900 --> 00:47:53,140
really

750
00:47:53,859 --> 00:47:58,880
I'm going to my estate but first take

751
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:03,049
off your pants right here right now did

752
00:48:03,049 --> 00:48:05,439
I stutter

753
00:48:13,170 --> 00:48:19,160
what is it um contaminate it says

754
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:22,160
contaminated

755
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:30,080
[Music]

756
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:32,110
Oh

757
00:48:33,350 --> 00:48:36,750
[Music]

758
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:46,030
[Music]

759
00:48:55,550 --> 00:49:00,060
Wow look at this modern and sweety

760
00:49:00,060 --> 00:49:03,750
architecture high art ceilings and brass

761
00:49:03,750 --> 00:49:06,440
fictions

762
00:49:06,710 --> 00:49:28,980
maybe all dude with with gold shades and

763
00:49:28,980 --> 00:49:41,340
a take top it's [ __ ] I wanted was to

764
00:49:41,340 --> 00:49:44,180
get Roger back

765
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:48,160
all this here's a commitment and

766
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:50,860
dedication Kath

767
00:49:50,860 --> 00:49:53,380
come on your Roger still loves you you

768
00:49:53,380 --> 00:49:56,530
know I know it he said it at the benefit

769
00:49:56,530 --> 00:49:58,600
and he's got that look in his eye that's

770
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:02,740
a bunch of hope once your last starts

771
00:50:02,740 --> 00:50:05,710
sagging they just trade in the old

772
00:50:05,710 --> 00:50:09,610
trophy for a new one and better come on

773
00:50:09,610 --> 00:50:12,550
Kat listen all my friends want or hot

774
00:50:12,550 --> 00:50:23,650
older women like you hot why are you

775
00:50:23,650 --> 00:50:26,110
looking at me like that he give me a

776
00:50:26,110 --> 00:50:31,810
pretty intense look what are you doing

777
00:50:31,810 --> 00:50:33,990
Kevin

778
00:50:35,030 --> 00:50:39,580
Kelly Kelly I'm I'm not promiscuous

779
00:50:39,890 --> 00:50:45,640
what that's it about no it should be on

780
00:50:56,540 --> 00:51:02,250
[Music]

781
00:51:02,250 --> 00:51:05,650
who ate this is this is this isn't right

782
00:51:05,650 --> 00:51:11,920
cut please I said this is it right you

783
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:15,550
you are hot you're hot as [ __ ] it's just

784
00:51:15,550 --> 00:51:18,250
me she's no cat look look you still love

785
00:51:18,250 --> 00:51:20,349
Roger okay and he still loves you and

786
00:51:20,349 --> 00:51:27,869
and I love Penelope yeah my daughter

787
00:51:27,869 --> 00:51:32,530
pippy's your daughter but she's my

788
00:51:32,530 --> 00:51:33,960
girlfriend

789
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:37,260
forget we got you daddy

790
00:51:37,260 --> 00:52:04,189
[Music]

791
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:15,479
[Music]

792
00:52:15,950 --> 00:52:19,410
lovey Hey

793
00:52:19,410 --> 00:52:22,170
hi lovey how does the benefit you're

794
00:52:22,170 --> 00:52:23,820
gonna talk dad all right yes they

795
00:52:23,820 --> 00:52:28,170
certainly did you get anywhere I believe

796
00:52:28,170 --> 00:52:28,800
so

797
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:32,400
yeah well what did you guys say just to

798
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:34,440
learn great stuff

799
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:40,110
just a minute what's this hmm he's mine

800
00:52:40,110 --> 00:52:42,600
you're wearing men's clothes it's the

801
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:47,520
thing somebody here there's no one here

802
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:49,860
this is great you're drunk and there's

803
00:52:49,860 --> 00:52:50,970
somebody in the house

804
00:52:50,970 --> 00:52:52,080
I thought you want to get back together

805
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:54,690
a dad or I do I certainly certainly do

806
00:52:54,690 --> 00:52:56,940
great role model where is he where's

807
00:52:56,940 --> 00:53:02,350
Hannah backer [ __ ] this is great barony

808
00:53:02,350 --> 00:53:04,880
[Music]

809
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:20,000
bathroom is me there's no one here

810
00:53:37,799 --> 00:53:41,740
dick Richards massage and more you've

811
00:53:41,740 --> 00:53:43,530
got to be kidding me

812
00:53:43,530 --> 00:53:48,170
[Music]

813
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:56,200
[Music]

814
00:54:07,180 --> 00:54:16,610
[Music]

815
00:54:16,610 --> 00:54:29,780
oh no you shouldn't believe this shot

816
00:54:29,780 --> 00:54:32,870
leave me alone penny please penny please

817
00:54:32,870 --> 00:54:54,680
just just listen to me please yeah I'm

818
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:57,100
sorry

819
00:55:02,540 --> 00:55:06,059
so Tyler was all alone again you had to

820
00:55:06,059 --> 00:55:08,250
feel sorry for the guy he waited his

821
00:55:08,250 --> 00:55:10,170
whole life for that special someone that

822
00:55:10,170 --> 00:55:12,930
special moment and just like that

823
00:55:12,930 --> 00:55:16,220
penny was gone

824
00:55:23,150 --> 00:55:26,719
[Music]

825
00:55:27,270 --> 00:55:31,690
job not funny man ah seriously man

826
00:55:31,690 --> 00:55:33,330
looking good

827
00:55:33,330 --> 00:55:38,500
[ __ ] oh I'm sorry man oh yeah you're

828
00:55:38,500 --> 00:55:40,830
freezing

829
00:55:54,349 --> 00:56:00,469
Tom yeah buddy what are you doing I'm

830
00:56:00,469 --> 00:56:03,069
comforting you

831
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:07,620
[Music]

832
00:56:07,620 --> 00:56:08,400
[Applause]

833
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:13,620
[Music]

834
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:15,999
good thing Tyler had Tom to lean on

835
00:56:15,999 --> 00:56:17,469
because my shoulder was simply

836
00:56:17,469 --> 00:56:19,930
unavailable we pulled up on Ursula's

837
00:56:19,930 --> 00:56:22,959
mansion stator whatever the [ __ ] it is

838
00:56:22,959 --> 00:56:24,670
and holy [ __ ] on a stick

839
00:56:24,670 --> 00:56:26,380
it was like a whole town's where the

840
00:56:26,380 --> 00:56:28,719
house is all wrapped into one yes

841
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:29,680
indeedy

842
00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:31,420
I had hit the mother lode of all

843
00:56:31,420 --> 00:56:34,029
jackpots I just couldn't bear being

844
00:56:34,029 --> 00:56:36,039
under the thumb of my husband for one

845
00:56:36,039 --> 00:56:40,329
more moment so possessive that is

846
00:56:40,329 --> 00:56:41,729
horrible

847
00:56:41,729 --> 00:56:46,900
precisely why I left him is that how you

848
00:56:46,900 --> 00:56:48,190
came into all this money

849
00:56:48,190 --> 00:57:00,339
oh no I own the color white white isn't

850
00:57:00,339 --> 00:57:02,640
that shade

851
00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:05,640
exactly

852
00:57:08,850 --> 00:57:11,880
and that is what brought me the stature

853
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:12,990
that I have today

854
00:57:12,990 --> 00:57:18,450
planes homes travel well and a healthy

855
00:57:18,450 --> 00:57:21,050
sexual appetite

856
00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:27,090
do you like what you see deke I think

857
00:57:27,090 --> 00:57:29,820
you look gorgeous

858
00:57:29,820 --> 00:57:32,630
good

859
00:57:38,829 --> 00:57:42,109
it's not this cokes never really been

860
00:57:42,109 --> 00:57:44,420
good for my performance oh it's not

861
00:57:44,420 --> 00:57:52,039
cocaine I'm going to rock your world so

862
00:57:52,039 --> 00:57:53,269
he must have sex like three or four

863
00:57:53,269 --> 00:57:55,519
times but the best part is is that she's

864
00:57:55,519 --> 00:57:57,289
into the exact same [ __ ] I meant you

865
00:57:57,289 --> 00:57:58,789
I mean we just spent like three hours

866
00:57:58,789 --> 00:58:00,920
talking about real estate houses and

867
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:04,369
why'd you leave cuz Tyler come cuz why

868
00:58:04,369 --> 00:58:09,319
tom guys I'm a bad like dick like you're

869
00:58:09,319 --> 00:58:16,309
not a player all right [ __ ] it come on

870
00:58:16,309 --> 00:58:19,569
man are you calling penny

871
00:58:24,170 --> 00:58:30,320
[ __ ] okay dude what's wrong man I

872
00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:33,230
screwed everything up tonight all right

873
00:58:33,230 --> 00:58:35,000
in two weeks I'm more in love with penny

874
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,290
than I could have ever been with

875
00:58:36,290 --> 00:58:40,190
Brittany here anyone else she was the

876
00:58:40,190 --> 00:58:46,550
one Tom she's gone maybe you lost some

877
00:58:46,550 --> 00:58:51,160
points by he got with her mom no [ __ ]

878
00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:54,830
wow man you really loved this girl huh

879
00:58:54,830 --> 00:58:59,930
yeah really good Wow what you want some

880
00:58:59,930 --> 00:59:03,410
advice stop acting like dick stop trying

881
00:59:03,410 --> 00:59:05,600
to be a player if you find someone you

882
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:07,700
really like don't sneak off at the crack

883
00:59:07,700 --> 00:59:09,970
of dawn

884
00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:15,789
where is [ __ ] that was the most

885
00:59:15,789 --> 00:59:18,710
amazing experience of my life I haven't

886
00:59:18,710 --> 00:59:20,960
felt that way in a long long time thank

887
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:23,299
you well I've never felt that way I mean

888
00:59:23,299 --> 00:59:30,319
I was livid dating is there a connection

889
00:59:30,319 --> 00:59:30,770
here

890
00:59:30,770 --> 00:59:34,490
oh it's undeniable darling from the

891
00:59:34,490 --> 00:59:37,579
moment I first laid eyes on you I knew I

892
00:59:37,579 --> 00:59:44,990
had to have you spayed this relationship

893
00:59:44,990 --> 00:59:49,809
is going to last a long long time

894
00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:59,920
all right then darling I'm gonna get

895
00:59:59,920 --> 01:00:01,720
some sleep why don't you do the same you

896
01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:03,550
remembers up the stairs number eight on

897
01:00:03,550 --> 01:00:07,210
the left with my room my room up the

898
01:00:07,210 --> 01:00:09,250
stairs but I thought we could you know

899
01:00:09,250 --> 01:00:12,300
sleep together maybe we should cuddle oh

900
01:00:12,300 --> 01:00:13,599
come now

901
01:00:13,599 --> 01:00:16,000
Dickie really I've had enough already

902
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,400
it's very late I'm exhausted

903
01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:20,170
and I do better sleeping although I

904
01:00:20,170 --> 01:00:24,280
cannot say that what he gives him

905
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:25,690
sleeping will pick up where we left off

906
01:00:25,690 --> 01:00:26,320
tomorrow

907
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:43,150
nobody I'll miss you Tyler holy [ __ ] I

908
01:00:43,150 --> 01:00:52,869
am at the hummers Piper dgx she likes my

909
01:00:52,869 --> 01:00:56,920
Tatsu yeah that's great dick oh and you

910
01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:58,000
know what you know what they say on the

911
01:00:58,000 --> 01:00:59,590
commercials if you have an erection for

912
01:00:59,590 --> 01:01:01,359
more than four hours you should contact

913
01:01:01,359 --> 01:01:03,520
a physician what do you think they say

914
01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:05,710
that I don't know dick alright and

915
01:01:05,710 --> 01:01:11,290
frankly I don't give a [ __ ] who Penelope

916
01:01:11,290 --> 01:01:14,410
my girlfriend that drunken lunatic thee

917
01:01:14,410 --> 01:01:16,210
you made me go out with last night it's

918
01:01:16,210 --> 01:01:20,290
her mom her mom yes dude Kathy's Penny's

919
01:01:20,290 --> 01:01:32,140
mom okay and she said listen you can't

920
01:01:32,140 --> 01:01:33,460
blame it on me man

921
01:01:33,460 --> 01:01:35,109
okay you should be happy that actually

922
01:01:35,109 --> 01:01:37,089
hooks you up a song that wants to seduce

923
01:01:37,089 --> 01:01:39,250
you it's not about that all right

924
01:01:39,250 --> 01:01:44,290
I love penny okay maybe we should take a

925
01:01:44,290 --> 01:01:45,040
break from each other

926
01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:47,680
a break what what are you breaking up

927
01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:50,320
with me we are in different playing

928
01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:53,619
fields you slap and tickle with some

929
01:01:53,619 --> 01:01:56,770
young prude but it is more than that man

930
01:01:56,770 --> 01:01:59,380
it's a connection it's a level of

931
01:01:59,380 --> 01:02:00,810
understanding that brings you to

932
01:02:00,810 --> 01:02:05,849
unconscionable orgasmic plateaus

933
01:02:05,960 --> 01:02:09,960
like what so don't you tell me about

934
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:15,059
love grow some balls and go get her

935
01:02:15,059 --> 01:02:18,890
until then lose my number

936
01:02:18,890 --> 01:02:31,980
dick dick [ __ ] after I ditched Tyler

937
01:02:31,980 --> 01:02:33,630
to start my life anew with my precious

938
01:02:33,630 --> 01:02:35,819
sugar cube he decided to do something

939
01:02:35,819 --> 01:02:38,730
very until-- arest he took his balls in

940
01:02:38,730 --> 01:02:40,800
his hand through his pride to the wind I

941
01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:42,480
went right to Penny's place to try and

942
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:44,819
cool things off even though he knew he'd

943
01:02:44,819 --> 01:02:50,730
most likely get burned can we please

944
01:02:50,730 --> 01:02:53,160
talk I have nothing to say to you Tyler

945
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:56,609
penny please look okay what you saw the

946
01:02:56,609 --> 01:02:58,290
other night wasn't really happening I

947
01:02:58,290 --> 01:03:00,000
mean you know I should've just gone my

948
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,099
first instinct you're a scumbag

949
01:03:02,099 --> 01:03:06,540
just like dick hey talk to my mom

950
01:03:06,540 --> 01:03:07,470
[ __ ]

951
01:03:07,470 --> 01:03:10,109
no I didn't thanks for fast-tracking my

952
01:03:10,109 --> 01:03:11,780
parents divorce penny

953
01:03:11,780 --> 01:03:17,449
[Music]

954
01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:31,820
hey penny please just let me explain

955
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:40,110
penny I woke the next morning and was

956
01:03:40,110 --> 01:03:42,000
eager to start the first day of the rest

957
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:46,050
of my life good until I saw that we're

958
01:03:46,050 --> 01:03:48,750
doing the hallway but anyway I was happy

959
01:03:48,750 --> 01:03:50,760
my hard-on I disappeared it lasts for

960
01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:52,650
seven hours and that makes it hard to

961
01:03:52,650 --> 01:03:57,090
sleep no thanks mimosa

962
01:03:57,090 --> 01:04:00,030
the [ __ ] mimosa things were starting

963
01:04:00,030 --> 01:04:01,800
to get weird around here I defined my

964
01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:23,220
girlfriend and fast I'm good do you guys

965
01:04:23,220 --> 01:04:26,150
know where Ursula is

966
01:04:32,340 --> 01:04:36,280
[Music]

967
01:04:37,250 --> 01:04:42,270
how's it hanging all right

968
01:04:42,270 --> 01:04:50,310
have you seen Ursula Oh something was

969
01:04:50,310 --> 01:04:52,440
wrong it was like I woke up from the

970
01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:54,420
amazing wet dream and fell right into

971
01:04:54,420 --> 01:04:56,490
the twilight zone Ursula was nowhere in

972
01:04:56,490 --> 01:04:57,990
sight but there were like a ton of guys

973
01:04:57,990 --> 01:05:03,660
at every turn It was as if I was in a

974
01:05:03,660 --> 01:05:06,200
parallel universe

975
01:05:07,610 --> 01:05:10,710
had I died I mistakenly ended up in gay

976
01:05:10,710 --> 01:05:17,580
man heaven you guys seen Ursula Jeremy

977
01:05:17,580 --> 01:05:19,920
how's it hangin bro what was Jeremy

978
01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:32,750
doing in game man it's good to see you

979
01:05:32,750 --> 01:05:35,610
you too bro what are you what are you

980
01:05:35,610 --> 01:05:46,890
doing here dude this is my coos you

981
01:05:46,890 --> 01:05:49,980
joined the party it's about time and you

982
01:05:49,980 --> 01:05:52,770
found your friend Jeremy oh that feels

983
01:05:52,770 --> 01:05:54,590
so good

984
01:05:54,590 --> 01:05:57,440
can you guys give us some privacy please

985
01:05:57,440 --> 01:06:00,440
go

986
01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:07,940
good afternoon

987
01:06:16,250 --> 01:06:18,060
you you want your on tell me what's

988
01:06:18,060 --> 01:06:21,260
going on here who are all these guys oh

989
01:06:21,260 --> 01:06:25,950
just some help us cook golf coach yoga

990
01:06:25,950 --> 01:06:29,160
instructor pilot bongo teacher no

991
01:06:29,160 --> 01:06:32,810
there's so many out there a little

992
01:06:32,810 --> 01:06:35,130
something there on that corner mouth oh

993
01:06:35,130 --> 01:06:40,040
wait what what what is that oh nothing

994
01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:44,990
yes it's just a little a pre morning

995
01:06:45,440 --> 01:06:47,760
wait wait

996
01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:49,640
are you sleeping with all these guys oh

997
01:06:49,640 --> 01:07:02,330
no no I thought we had something special

998
01:07:03,470 --> 01:07:14,910
I absolutely I just adore them too you

999
01:07:14,910 --> 01:07:17,370
understand no no I know I don't

1000
01:07:17,370 --> 01:07:19,560
understand actually because I'm not a

1001
01:07:19,560 --> 01:07:22,320
monogamy type guy but there's like 30

1002
01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:24,090
other dudes here and they have cold

1003
01:07:24,090 --> 01:07:26,720
sores and they look the same

1004
01:07:26,720 --> 01:07:31,460
Nicky I don't have time for your antics

1005
01:07:31,460 --> 01:07:34,460
Jeremy

1006
01:07:35,630 --> 01:07:38,220
jeromy's yeah yeah she'll deke to the

1007
01:07:38,220 --> 01:07:45,180
rumpus room in 15 minutes man wait

1008
01:07:45,180 --> 01:07:47,870
what's wrong

1009
01:08:08,040 --> 01:08:10,590
I didn't want to have to do this to you

1010
01:08:10,590 --> 01:08:13,290
Dickie I really didn't but you're a lack

1011
01:08:13,290 --> 01:08:15,150
of understanding has put us in this

1012
01:08:15,150 --> 01:08:25,920
place yes you rather live like the

1013
01:08:25,920 --> 01:08:28,890
meager peasant that you are what amongst

1014
01:08:28,890 --> 01:08:32,009
friends in a 14 million dollar mansion

1015
01:08:32,009 --> 01:08:34,560
at the base of the mountain for 40 40

1016
01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:37,040
months did you have that appraised oh

1017
01:08:37,040 --> 01:08:40,830
I'm sorry you're not hollered how could

1018
01:08:40,830 --> 01:08:45,799
you not be hard for me not hard for me

1019
01:08:45,799 --> 01:08:48,779
it's not that I don't like you no

1020
01:08:48,779 --> 01:08:50,880
worries I know a little acupuncture

1021
01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:55,940
technique derive from Tibet yes

1022
01:09:04,390 --> 01:09:07,779
hey there little guys oh they're hanging

1023
01:09:07,779 --> 01:09:12,729
you'll be hard for 72 hours but uh I'm

1024
01:09:12,729 --> 01:09:14,350
just coming down off that viagra it's

1025
01:09:14,350 --> 01:09:17,950
not a good idea please don't leave me

1026
01:09:17,950 --> 01:09:20,680
don't be scared we're not here to hurt

1027
01:09:20,680 --> 01:09:21,160
you

1028
01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:25,270
we're here to help help with what you

1029
01:09:25,270 --> 01:09:27,399
suffer from poor performance erectile

1030
01:09:27,399 --> 01:09:30,729
dysfunction premature ejaculation absent

1031
01:09:30,729 --> 01:09:33,130
sensation I don't have a performance

1032
01:09:33,130 --> 01:09:36,279
problem hello my name is Nick you think

1033
01:09:36,279 --> 01:09:37,569
that's a real name no my real name's a

1034
01:09:37,569 --> 01:09:39,880
manual bro okay Dix my nickname not a

1035
01:09:39,880 --> 01:09:44,380
reason for that Ursula is a hot piece of

1036
01:09:44,380 --> 01:09:47,560
ass man I am concerned don't be

1037
01:09:47,560 --> 01:09:48,580
it's just that I'm stuck in a dungeon

1038
01:09:48,580 --> 01:09:52,649
stuck to some weird Oh get off pal

1039
01:09:52,649 --> 01:09:57,520
nothing hostile trust me dude just close

1040
01:09:57,520 --> 01:10:00,540
your eyes dink

1041
01:10:13,740 --> 01:10:25,520
ah hell

1042
01:10:26,140 --> 01:10:37,680
[Music]

1043
01:10:40,550 --> 01:10:45,940
[Music]

1044
01:10:45,940 --> 01:11:15,790
I got away from those testicle torturing

1045
01:11:15,790 --> 01:11:18,130
midgets by the skin of my scrotum but

1046
01:11:18,130 --> 01:11:19,510
the whole thing gave me a new sort of

1047
01:11:19,510 --> 01:11:22,150
outlook on life while Ursula was a crazy

1048
01:11:22,150 --> 01:11:23,410
monster slave driver

1049
01:11:23,410 --> 01:11:25,840
she showed me if for only one instant

1050
01:11:25,840 --> 01:11:28,840
what love was praise God I thought that

1051
01:11:28,840 --> 01:11:32,110
she was the one but then there were like

1052
01:11:32,110 --> 01:11:35,230
30 guys and golden shackles in the SandM

1053
01:11:35,230 --> 01:11:38,320
room and here come the midgets and they

1054
01:11:38,320 --> 01:11:41,380
had herpes all of them they acupuncture

1055
01:11:41,380 --> 01:11:44,199
my ballsack and now I have a 72-hour

1056
01:11:44,199 --> 01:11:47,380
hard-on okay we'll try falling in love

1057
01:11:47,380 --> 01:11:48,910
with some guy who rips your heart out by

1058
01:11:48,910 --> 01:11:50,440
sleeping with your mother okay I never

1059
01:11:50,440 --> 01:11:53,460
sleep with a guy that's good

1060
01:11:53,460 --> 01:11:55,540
were you really falling in love with

1061
01:11:55,540 --> 01:11:58,090
Tyler until that cougar hunting loser

1062
01:11:58,090 --> 01:12:01,030
[ __ ] my mom Tyler is not a cougar

1063
01:12:01,030 --> 01:12:04,210
hunter you didn't sleep with mom I can

1064
01:12:04,210 --> 01:12:06,460
guarantee that I mean I'm the one who

1065
01:12:06,460 --> 01:12:08,650
made it be my wingman last night this is

1066
01:12:08,650 --> 01:12:13,360
anyone's fault it's mine whatever it's

1067
01:12:13,360 --> 01:12:15,580
over now anyways what do you mean we're

1068
01:12:15,580 --> 01:12:16,870
meeting with the judgment hour to find

1069
01:12:16,870 --> 01:12:19,420
length of the board okay penny just wait

1070
01:12:19,420 --> 01:12:21,160
a second leave me alone and keep your

1071
01:12:21,160 --> 01:12:24,600
freak brand away from my family

1072
01:12:28,510 --> 01:12:41,260
Hey let her go hey crazy bus driver lady

1073
01:12:41,260 --> 01:12:43,690
I need you to drive me somewhere this

1074
01:12:43,690 --> 01:12:46,770
not on the normal route

1075
01:13:00,460 --> 01:13:03,280
you do it I'm leaving all right there's

1076
01:13:03,280 --> 01:13:04,630
nothing left for me here didn't done

1077
01:13:04,630 --> 01:13:06,010
sorry listen you're not you're not gonna

1078
01:13:06,010 --> 01:13:07,750
go anywhere I am sorry for being an ass

1079
01:13:07,750 --> 01:13:09,400
earlier I mean I'm really sorry

1080
01:13:09,400 --> 01:13:10,450
because I finally understand what you're

1081
01:13:10,450 --> 01:13:11,620
talking about I understand what it's

1082
01:13:11,620 --> 01:13:12,790
like to love someone and then to lose

1083
01:13:12,790 --> 01:13:16,290
them the hell are you wearing

1084
01:13:16,290 --> 01:13:18,700
okay let's just say the Ursula is one

1085
01:13:18,700 --> 01:13:21,219
fucked-up diva but that's not important

1086
01:13:21,219 --> 01:13:23,050
now what's important is you love penny

1087
01:13:23,050 --> 01:13:24,790
and she loves you man and I'm really

1088
01:13:24,790 --> 01:13:25,810
sitting front row help me screw it all

1089
01:13:25,810 --> 01:13:27,190
up which is why they're getting divorced

1090
01:13:27,190 --> 01:13:29,440
today if you want a chance set things

1091
01:13:29,440 --> 01:13:30,640
straight and come to the courthouse with

1092
01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:32,140
me right now or we stop Penny's parents

1093
01:13:32,140 --> 01:13:34,420
sign the divorce papers they don't want

1094
01:13:34,420 --> 01:13:36,460
to talk to me all right trust me okay we

1095
01:13:36,460 --> 01:13:39,640
know what they talk to you okay if you

1096
01:13:39,640 --> 01:13:41,860
love her make them talk to you let's go

1097
01:13:41,860 --> 01:13:44,470
to it

1098
01:13:44,470 --> 01:14:01,770
[Music]

1099
01:14:01,770 --> 01:14:06,160
wait we're here to stop a divorce didn't

1100
01:14:06,160 --> 01:14:08,440
go in there dressed like that I'm not

1101
01:14:08,440 --> 01:14:10,060
opening the doors for the likes of you

1102
01:14:10,060 --> 01:14:13,480
listen you giant Chuck Norris I have had

1103
01:14:13,480 --> 01:14:16,780
one hell of a day okay all I know is I

1104
01:14:16,780 --> 01:14:18,630
need to make this right

1105
01:14:18,630 --> 01:14:22,660
well I scratch your back you scratch

1106
01:14:22,660 --> 01:14:25,200
mine

1107
01:14:28,920 --> 01:14:47,820
oh nice me hymen let's go whoo all we

1108
01:14:47,820 --> 01:14:49,890
need are the signatures and we can

1109
01:14:49,890 --> 01:14:54,920
finalize this ladies first

1110
01:14:59,360 --> 01:15:07,399
[Music]

1111
01:15:08,930 --> 01:15:10,880
I mean did you really think things you

1112
01:15:10,880 --> 01:15:12,650
can get better by spreading your legs

1113
01:15:12,650 --> 01:15:16,060
for some busboy

1114
01:15:24,860 --> 01:15:28,190
and reputation your reputation what

1115
01:15:28,190 --> 01:15:30,580
about me what about my feelings

1116
01:15:30,580 --> 01:15:38,150
penny penny right there you twice oh

1117
01:15:38,150 --> 01:15:42,060
[ __ ] dude just all

1118
01:15:42,060 --> 01:15:53,830
[Music]

1119
01:15:57,980 --> 01:16:17,640
[Music]

1120
01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:20,709
[Applause]

1121
01:16:24,420 --> 01:16:29,909
[Music]

1122
01:16:32,849 --> 01:16:35,739
the papers we didn't get out of here I'm

1123
01:16:35,739 --> 01:16:37,539
sorry everybody hell are you doing here

1124
01:16:37,539 --> 01:16:39,610
I have to say something all right I

1125
01:16:39,610 --> 01:16:41,829
tried to do this before

1126
01:16:41,829 --> 01:16:48,309
I'm shaking you out talk I'm watching

1127
01:16:48,309 --> 01:16:49,559
you

1128
01:16:49,559 --> 01:16:52,869
look okay I know how important this

1129
01:16:52,869 --> 01:16:56,260
family is to Penelope and Penelope's

1130
01:16:56,260 --> 01:16:57,159
important to me

1131
01:16:57,159 --> 01:17:00,249
and I know you all think Kathy and I had

1132
01:17:00,249 --> 01:17:02,679
sex but we didn't I made the biggest

1133
01:17:02,679 --> 01:17:04,719
mistake but help we all make mistakes

1134
01:17:04,719 --> 01:17:07,630
okay and even though I didn't mean to I

1135
01:17:07,630 --> 01:17:09,699
did I just came down here to set things

1136
01:17:09,699 --> 01:17:12,880
straight and to say that penny I know

1137
01:17:12,880 --> 01:17:15,430
you hate me I love you

1138
01:17:15,430 --> 01:17:19,490
[Music]

1139
01:17:19,490 --> 01:17:22,500
I gave up me and you can arrest me now I

1140
01:17:22,500 --> 01:17:26,160
just take you out but despite our

1141
01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:28,590
efforts and our humiliation

1142
01:17:28,590 --> 01:17:31,530
Tyler walked away away from his true

1143
01:17:31,530 --> 01:17:34,110
love not because he wanted to but

1144
01:17:34,110 --> 01:17:38,760
because he had to so we all went back to

1145
01:17:38,760 --> 01:17:41,700
Arizona again where Tyler resumed his

1146
01:17:41,700 --> 01:17:45,650
dead-end job job in our dead-end town

1147
01:17:45,650 --> 01:17:50,790
good [ __ ] but at least he still had

1148
01:17:50,790 --> 01:17:54,120
his friends over Cougars there's one of

1149
01:17:54,120 --> 01:17:55,500
yous young guys like us man

1150
01:17:55,500 --> 01:17:58,680
I'm over it you know what you haircut

1151
01:17:58,680 --> 01:18:02,490
new tattoo new Nick good for you man

1152
01:18:02,490 --> 01:18:05,280
all right um I don't know what this

1153
01:18:05,280 --> 01:18:07,350
[ __ ] kind of flopping around in your

1154
01:18:07,350 --> 01:18:10,520
pants you know like slippery what Tyler

1155
01:18:10,520 --> 01:18:12,960
thank god you're here buddy

1156
01:18:12,960 --> 01:18:22,840
whoa uh it's just the UH mr. Coulter

1157
01:18:22,840 --> 01:18:27,690
Hey did you finish the design is that it

1158
01:18:27,690 --> 01:18:33,450
[Music]

1159
01:18:55,860 --> 01:19:06,130
okay okay let's see the picture Oh Tyler

1160
01:19:06,130 --> 01:19:10,060
oh my gosh like roofer it's a double

1161
01:19:10,060 --> 01:19:15,370
entendre you'd get it no [ __ ] it man

1162
01:19:15,370 --> 01:19:17,950
it's lights like this let me show you my

1163
01:19:17,950 --> 01:19:21,250
[ __ ] or [ __ ] which one of you little

1164
01:19:21,250 --> 01:19:26,610
pervs is getting their dick inked god no

1165
01:19:38,190 --> 01:19:41,530
you did not just piss on my [ __ ] fine

1166
01:19:41,530 --> 01:19:44,740
oh right like someone else did that and

1167
01:19:44,740 --> 01:19:47,380
you're gonna clean that up okay weird

1168
01:19:47,380 --> 01:19:52,690
this finish aside I think you should you

1169
01:19:52,690 --> 01:19:54,160
should rethink this whole thing because

1170
01:19:54,160 --> 01:19:55,120
you know you're a little scary to do

1171
01:19:55,120 --> 01:19:57,310
[ __ ] work she made it

1172
01:19:57,310 --> 01:20:02,470
you made it hi what are you doing here

1173
01:20:02,470 --> 01:20:06,270
they called me told me everything

1174
01:20:06,270 --> 01:20:08,240
[Music]

1175
01:20:08,240 --> 01:20:11,600
I thought you hated me I tried to I

1176
01:20:11,600 --> 01:20:14,330
really did but I can't and I know

1177
01:20:14,330 --> 01:20:15,860
nothing happened to me when my mom and

1178
01:20:15,860 --> 01:20:18,220
she was just on another drunken rampage

1179
01:20:18,220 --> 01:20:20,600
and I just can't have you not in my life

1180
01:20:20,600 --> 01:20:22,640
anymore and I miss you so much and

1181
01:20:22,640 --> 01:20:39,680
you're such a great guy so Tyler ended

1182
01:20:39,680 --> 01:20:41,930
up with the girl after all even I would

1183
01:20:41,930 --> 01:20:44,210
be ended up moving back to Aspen and so

1184
01:20:44,210 --> 01:20:47,080
far they have lived happily ever after

1185
01:20:47,080 --> 01:20:50,150
can you believe that it just goes to

1186
01:20:50,150 --> 01:20:53,420
show that love true love is worth

1187
01:20:53,420 --> 01:20:54,620
waiting for

1188
01:20:54,620 --> 01:20:57,530
it's worth fighting for and looking

1189
01:20:57,530 --> 01:21:01,130
forward to Tom also found himself a new

1190
01:21:01,130 --> 01:21:05,480
lifestyle and has been in and out of

1191
01:21:05,480 --> 01:21:07,190
jail for multiple counts of public

1192
01:21:07,190 --> 01:21:08,090
urination

1193
01:21:08,090 --> 01:21:11,840
alright working for him i waxed him

1194
01:21:11,840 --> 01:21:14,240
thank you I on the other hand got my

1195
01:21:14,240 --> 01:21:16,280
[ __ ] a doodle and believe it or not

1196
01:21:16,280 --> 01:21:18,650
Francis handled the job as delicately as

1197
01:21:18,650 --> 01:21:21,770
a happy ending geisha girl he was also

1198
01:21:21,770 --> 01:21:23,690
totally open to all of my creative input

1199
01:21:23,690 --> 01:21:26,390
can you add my talents to my thighs all

1200
01:21:26,390 --> 01:21:28,820
that said I hope that's the last night

1201
01:21:28,820 --> 01:21:32,680
on my [ __ ] and balls ever seen

1202
01:21:37,760 --> 01:21:40,170
I'm gonna do some freaky [ __ ]

1203
01:21:40,170 --> 01:21:44,190
[Music]

1204
01:21:44,190 --> 01:21:51,989
I wanna do the illest [ __ ] I could - I'm

1205
01:21:51,989 --> 01:21:54,260
gonna come to you

1206
01:21:54,260 --> 01:21:56,980
girl I vote accurate

1207
01:21:56,980 --> 01:22:02,480
oh boy do the crazy [ __ ] to you on the

1208
01:22:02,480 --> 01:22:05,620
floor at the best

1209
01:22:08,750 --> 01:22:13,530
[Music]

1210
01:22:13,530 --> 01:22:16,530
keeps

1211
01:22:20,410 --> 01:22:23,510
[Music]

1212
01:22:27,340 --> 01:22:30,180
Oh No

1213
01:22:32,730 --> 01:22:36,460
about a couple would you please place a

1214
01:22:36,460 --> 01:22:42,850
believe it so daddy's face see to be

1215
01:22:42,850 --> 01:22:48,530
[Music]

1216
01:22:48,530 --> 01:22:52,190
you down girl I've only keeper to your

1217
01:22:52,190 --> 01:22:57,730
sister - she's been looking feet FBI

1218
01:22:57,730 --> 01:23:00,840
[Music]

1219
01:23:00,840 --> 01:23:05,310
good support again with you

1220
01:23:05,310 --> 01:23:15,920
[Music]

1221
01:23:19,200 --> 01:23:20,490
[Applause]

1222
01:23:20,490 --> 01:23:25,010
[Music]

1223
01:23:27,359 --> 01:23:29,959
-

1224
01:23:34,420 --> 01:23:36,350
[Music]

1225
01:23:36,350 --> 01:23:38,440
[Applause]

1226
01:23:38,440 --> 01:23:41,250
very

1227
01:23:41,340 --> 01:23:43,689
[Music]

1228
01:23:43,689 --> 01:23:46,689
sad

1229
01:23:51,340 --> 01:24:05,220
[Music]

1230
01:24:07,910 --> 01:24:14,260
[Music]

1231
01:24:18,470 --> 01:24:25,520
[Music]

1232
01:24:28,160 --> 01:24:34,150
[Music]

1233
01:24:34,150 --> 01:24:36,210
you